In deference to the late David Foster Wallace, I am naming this new year the YEAR OF THE PURELL TFX TOUCH FREE HAND SANITIZER DISPENSER (TFHSD).
The TFX Collection from Purell is a high capacity refill dispenser that can carry up to 1200 mL. There is a skylight that is displayed on the front of the dispenser in order to be able to determine when a refill is needed. The dispenser will automatically turn off when it is opened and there are only three C size alkaline batteries needed for long lasting operation. There is a 3 year performance guarantee on this grey dispenser.
Personally, I am more immunosuppressed at this time than any time since leaving Pittsburgh in 1984. Therefore I have a real concern about avoiding communicable diseases. What are my fears for 2012? liver failure, liver clots, warfarin overdose, rejection, infection, hep-C, liver cancer. I fit right in to the American culture of fear.
In America, we've got: gated communities; 4x4 off road trucks; concealed carry laws; war on cancer; war on drugs; war on terror (defend America http://www.defendamerica.mil/wot.html); weapons of mass destruction; the Department of Homeland Security; Transportation Security Administration (TSA); Advanced Imaging Technology airport scanners.
Join the the Citizens Corp (FEMA) (A nationwide grassroots effort to educate and train Americans of all abilities on all-hazards preparedness and to foster collaboration between non-governmental organizations, citizens, and emergency responders on community preparedness issues.)
So, remember in the new year:
“If this is an emergency, hang up and dial 911!”
“The department of homeland security has determined that the threat level for TODAY is orange.”
All patrons are advised to keep within their possession, all pieces of luggage and carry-on baggage. Any piece of luggage found to be unattended will be confiscated and subject to search by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
holiday tips from TSA:
- Yule Logs should be placed in your checked baggage. Preferably unlit…
- Eggnog can be an alternate to fuel depending on who’s mixing it. Sometimes there’s a fine line between a beverage and hazmat.
I can only imagine what it might be like to live in the real mortal fear of your own demise while looking out at the external world where so many people are manipulated by hyped, remote and/or false fears. On the other hand, your track record for beating the devil is pretty good, so there's no reason to stop now. And, second, you have limited resources to clean up the world's troubles. Even Lennon figured, OK, I'll write a few good songs, buy some billboards and sit in bed for a week, but man that's it. And then he went looking for Nilsson's phone number.
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